Why do you think I post anonymously when asking harmless, non troll questions?

I always choose to be anonymous. Pain will always be your friend? I guess Egbert's right, everyone's nothing but a bunch of uncaring cynics. I hate Egbert.
Answers

Egbert

Why do you imagine we even care?

duck you sucker!

ID care. I'm going for a Ride..Rocky Point, here I come !

FlagMichael

Because your mind is idle.

marty

I don't give it a thought at all, that is your business, I don't know anybody on here anyway so we can all be anonymous as far as I'm concerned.

Ducky

Well I used to do it because I had someone reporting everything I did using multiple accounts Sometimes it's also nice to just be anonymous

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PAIN WILL ALWAYS BE MY FRIEND