What is a good way to stop hot young ladies from suddenly sitting on my lap at car shows?

mokrie

What, are you kidding? When they start to sit just use your hand on their back to push them off and say NO. Gee---

Erin

Remain standing instead of sitting down? Or replace the Dodge with a Chevette. Problem solved!

,

My, you have an active imagination. Your story is a zero on the believability scale.

Bertsta

Stand

Anonymous

In Cold Feet Hot T i t s, Reagan Foxx is a wedding planner at the home of a client who’s acting like a real bridezilla. Trying to remain calm, Reagan excuses herself to gather her composure and stumbles upon the Groom-to-be masturbating. She can hardly tear her eyes away from staring at his huge cock and that’s when she gets a brilliant idea to teach her bridezilla client a lesson—by f u c k i n g her fiancée. It’s not exactly the professional behavior she’d normally display, and she may lose a client in the process, but getting revenge and hot sex in the same go would clearly be worth it.

United Plankton

so just tell them you're gay, which you seem to be.

Joshua

Just be you bro. That’s enough of a repellent