Fireball, would you like to come over for tea and cookies?

Desiree

If you really want her to come over, you should offer her alcohol. She prefers the cheap stuff in large quantities.

𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊

Skip the cookies, give her some vodka spiked with Prevagen.

Norman

Don't risk the cookies.

The Happy Devil Ray

Maybe she likes pie or cake. Offer her that. Maybe she's a fruits and veggies and dip gal. Maybe hummus and nan bread. Muffins. Banana bread!

Anonymous

Why are atheists obsessed with her? 😂

Hari

3, 2, 1, the GUS machine is coming!

Riverwalker

To a blue face house? She'll end up in a pit in the basement and hear the words "It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"

Uncle Fester

She is too busy checking to see if her grog still exists to answer.

D-Girl

I'm betting she'll say something unpleasant in response.