How do I get cockroaches into my school?

Currently, my house has a cockroach infestation. My parents are too afraid of the cockroaches to clean up the house. They called an exterminator, who never showed up. I came up with an idea, though. School is in its fourth week of session after winter break. I want to get out of school already. How do I get the cockroaches into my empty jar, and where should I best release them at the school?
Answers

yimi

The cockroaches were some of the best students in my high school English class. They had perfect attendance.

Anonymous

find egg cases and pop them through the letter box. your crazy it won't get you out of school.

ricky

You are acting like a cockroach yourself. Have you tried asking them to follow you? Try a flute

ckngbbbls

you can release as many as you want, it won't make a bit of difference to the school as they probably have a regular exterminater that comes monthly for pest control. Most all public buildings, businesses, cafes, restaurants, etc have them they spray for all sorts of pests and the spray kills them on contact so your efforts in catching and releasing cockroaches will be a very temporary thing.

Anonymous

PATHETIC TROLL HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPORT THIS TRASH??? YOU ARE SICK

Sudha

can be spread as on many ways as of the transport of the items without making pest control too make the differ

PickleRix

The cockroaches were some of the best students in my high school English class. They had perfect attendance.