How to make my dick smaller?

I have a big dick and I want to make it tiny? How do I do this?
Answers

Stiggy

Ur probably so small you piss on your balls

lord

Go away

Max Hoopla

Have your doctor cut a few inches out of the middle and splice the pieces together. There are many posters in this forum who are sad because they have a small penis. I'm sure at least one of them would appreciate it if you donated the removed section to then to be spliced in to extend theirs.

pit bulls bite

amputation

Jhon

With surgery.

Bucky

You can't. Learn to enjoy it.

Obamavenger

Wrap it in dry ice. That will cause it to shrink.

mercedes

Whack off what you don't want.

kelvin

why would you

Bernd

By asking useless questions. Works every time.