I have red spots on my butt that won’t go away. They aren’t bumps because my butt feels very smooth. How do I get rid of them?

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Anonymous

Spray paint it red and use it to attract the other sex. It works for baboons.

Dze

you could get someone to repeatedly spank you with a belt until its evenly red ..

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