Anyone know of any good Carl Wheezer and Sheen fancfiction?

I am a writer, don't worry. I need to lengthen this chapter to fill in what could happen on a road trip. Its two people, a girl and a guy, teenagers, and best friends. Nothing ina...

the two phrases are "clean pretty" and "Jasmine in Bernadette's clothing". As I'm doing research on this book I would appreciate it if you could help clarify their meaning or wha...